Seriously. It seems like on a majority of songs, I wind up just under The Duke and I can't seem to pass him. I'm sure he's laughing, or at least trying to with all those straps.

Apparently he's taunting others, I found this picture elsewhere.

Yeah, that Duke can be a real jerk sometimes.

The Duke is a soulless machine of pure golden rock.

He does not laugh

He rocks

He does not cry

He rocks

He does not care

He rocks

Let's end this thread. There is no better or clearer explanation of why The Duke is what he is.

I'm just glad Dora Sullivan isn't chosen as the final opponent.

Losing to the Duke I can handle.

Losing to Dora Sullivan on the otherhand................................

Fortunately, Dora's pretty easy to beat.

There's a rather poor taste joke in that sentence I won't touch.

Blitz is one of my favorite games of all time because there isn't any other game where I absolutely crush Dora Sullivan 100% of the time

I hate Dora so much

^ I shout with joy every time I see that You Defeated your Rival message after she appears.

Would be better if she was literally on the TRACK and I could shoot bottle rockets and giant pinballs at her though.

Screw getting high scores, JUST TAKE DOWN DORA!

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Originally Posted by johnnyboyblade

Would be better if she was literally on the TRACK and I could shoot bottle rockets and giant pinballs at her though.

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That's for the sequel, Rock Band Kart.

^ I kinda forgot the right word to use :-p

As a sidenote, I'd be lying if I said Rock Band Kart doesn't kinda appeal to me