Originally Posted by
thatmarkguy
At this point I would love to hear Cipher's blow-by-blow review of a trip to the Museum of Modern Art.
"Picture of some Lord of the Rings tree-man drawn in Crayola marker..."
"Sir, that's Vincent Van Gogh's 'The Starry Night'"
"Oh, I heard an awful song once about a starry night and a guy named Vincent. What a coincidence."
"Those women look weird. Pretty sure boobs don't look like that."
"Picasso did that on purpose, sir"
"This one is great! That really looks like a New York street!"
"Sir, that's a window."
"Someone's trying to sell me some soup. I don't even like tomatoes."
"..."
"Ah, now *this* is art. Small white rectangle, solid red lines, this really speaks to me."
"That would be the EXIT sign."
He's like our very own Karl Pilkington.