I have some crushing news for you. Your father is not dead.



Hello, son!

Hello everyone I've been told that crying in my dressing closet is not an acceptable intermission, so I'm here, disregard any blank stares I might give you.

Sneaks out back door.

<Pumps fist>

Woo! Woo! Woo!

Well, it seems that I have scared off my son, who doesn't wish to reconnect with his father. With that bombshell, I must ask, anyone else have a question for the Doctor? Or is it time to go to commercial?

Yes, one more question:

What is fifty divided by zero?

Well, my trusty calculator is saying ERR. I think that's an algebraic equation.

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Originally Posted by Lawdog1521

<Pumps fist>

Woo! Woo! Woo!

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What are you criticizing my terrible show!? Or are you trying to start an angry mob!? Quit laughing at me, I am a serious comedian!!!

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Originally Posted by OsagaRockHero

Well, it seems that I have scared off my son, who doesn't wish to reconnect with his father. With that bombshell, I must ask, anyone else have a question for the Doctor? Or is it time to go to commercial?

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It's not that I don't want to reconnect. It's just... been so long....

.... Since I slept with my wife without you ruining it! Get out of my head!!!

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Originally Posted by Munnchy

It's not that I don't want to reconnect. It's just... been so long....

.... Since I slept with my wife without you ruining it! Get out of my head!!!

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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN! Wait, sorry, instinct. I keep forgetting you moved out 12 years ago.