Question for any guest that hasn't been arrested.

Is it rational to have a fear of fear?

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Originally Posted by OsagaRockHero

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN! Wait, sorry, instinct. I keep forgetting you moved out 12 years ago.

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I've moved ON dad. I guess I just wanted you in my life again so badly.... Man I need to see a psychologist.

*Spots psychologists body on the floor in a pool of blood*

Oh... Never mind then.

Wait how did I miss one of my guests getting killed? This is all progressing uncomfortably fast, where's my lawyer, please don't be dead, please don't be dead...

-Another random audience member -

Yes, this is a question for the host. Don't you think that having several madmen on a stage with no form of protection for the audience is a little dangerous? I'd like to place a complaint for witnessing my own two children get their necks snapped by a half-Canadian madman and my wive get trampled by other dead bodies. I plan on suing you and this station for everything you own.

In all seriousness, though this thread went to s*** almost instantaneously. I didn't help much, but still.

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Originally Posted by Witticus

Wait how did I miss one of my guests getting killed? This is all progressing uncomfortably fast, where's my lawyer, please don't be dead, please don't be dead...

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I'm pretty sure that's the psychologist from the start of the show, sir. I'm pretty sure he tried to fly....

*the audience begins to boo the host*

Technically this is a charity event and you waived all rights to a lawsuit and if you did successfully sue me, all your lawsuit proceeds would go to curing breast augmentation infections.

*rock-like egg falls from sky, breaking through the roof and cracking open to reveal a baby Grey*

MA-MA! *runs toward Dr. Love (guess you could say... he's calling Dr. Love. Oooh-)*

Are there any more kids you want to tell me about dad?!!?!?

Any other secrets?!! >:(

*Dr. Love quickly sidesteps out of the room never to be seen again*