Apparently you can have one just by saying you don't want one. I never wanted one, but at least Aaron had the decency to actually respect my wishes.
So, on that note, bye. You know how to reach me if someone takes this thing away. If it doesn't, you will not hear from me again (betcha never knew it was that easy, huh, Doc?).
And yep, you're right, I sure can't take a joke. I am the enemy of fun and I hate everything. I am all that is wrong with the world. But this can't possibly be new information.











