Your wife is a champ. Be sure to remind her that she is beautiful, especially when she wouldn't expect you to say it.
Hey Studdz, did you call me? I felt a shiver and figured someone must have said "Scooby Doo"?
Also - thanks for changing your avatar back. Baby Cage was freaking me the hell out.
"How was the meal honey?" - her
"Great... You're beautiful!" - me
"Oh my God is this a goodbye? You're contemplating suicide?" - her
"Just saying, so you know!?" - me
"What's wrong with me?" -her
(I can guarantee this is how it would go)
after 5 months of researching, 13 days of stalking and 1 day of eating nacho's:
I have finally found Dog037!