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Originally Posted by HeyRiles

Neither Twitter nor Cracked.com exist so the above post is truthful

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exactly

That was sarcasm and you are being ridiculous

This sucks, I found a 4 leaf clover and can't find my Bible anywhere to store it at. Then again I might need a new one because I used to use it to store condom wrappers I hid from my parents so the pages might not be crisp enough to press it in a spot that'll be unbothered.

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Originally Posted by HeyRiles

That was sarcasm and you are being ridiculous

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is this new in any way?

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Originally Posted by jibjqrkl

especially considering you listened to the entire 4 minute song in under 1 minute >_>

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I've heard it before though! All I'm saying is that the song is awesome!

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Originally Posted by Witticus

This sucks, I found a 4 leaf clover and can't find my Bible anywhere to store it at. Then again I might need a new one because I used to use it to store condom wrappers I hid from my parents so the pages might not be crisp enough to press it in a spot that'll be unbothered.

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You are supposed to put it in an album sleeve!

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Originally Posted by grumblevolcano

Anyone here getting the new Tomb Raider game coming out on Tuesday?

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Can't. Low on money, and spent this months game money on simcity instead.

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Originally Posted by Witticus

This sucks, I found a 4 leaf clover and can't find my Bible anywhere to store it at. Then again I might need a new one because I used to use it to store condom wrappers I hid from my parents so the pages might not be crisp enough to press it in a spot that'll be unbothered.

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.... This might just be one of the most... what's the word... Genius uses for a bible i've seen to date. What better place to hide them than the last place your parents would look!

The last place my parents would look when I was a kid was my room, because they actually respected my privacy enough not to come in there unannounced.

My parents just don't bother because I'm a boring person that doesn't have anything worth hiding.