The same way it would count if Lawdog licked you clean.
How do you step in peanut butter?
Why was it on the floor?
It's simpler than it sounds. My daughters really like peanut butter sandwiches and since they love to throw things, it gets caught on the floor too.
Food taste better right off the floor. Or from behind the couch.
There are many foods that I will eat off the floor but peanut butter is not one of them.
You know what really sucks. There's not a support forum anymore it's all peer to peer support. Would posting my predicament there help with anything?