Hey I love Planet Terror as far as intentionally trashy exploitation cinema goes, but I just felt Machete didn't deliver on the fake trailer's promise. I like some highbrow stuff, sure. But I'll always love trash too, comes with the territory if you're a Horror fan. For example, I love to watch Steven Seagal's late 80's/early 90's films, they're side splittingly funny. Two more trash action classics would be Revenge of the Ninja and Death Wish 3. "Chicken's good. I like chicken." - A Charles Bronson pearl of wisdom from DW3.
You didn't like No Country?!? D'oh! I ****ing love that movie.











