When selecting a song, I'd like see each instrument have its own difficulty rating (A score out of ten or a coloured idfficulty bar?) compared to each of the other instruments in the song. Example:
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I'd like to see an option where you can purchase an unlock so that you may have a drummer with one arm, Def Leppard style.

Flailing for true metal, no doubt.

This is the best thread in the entire forum!

I like how you call him a kid when, according to his profile, he's twenty-one years older than you.

I'm sure the Harmonix staff arn't going to overlook KoRn, so I can't see any reason for a petition.

They're pretty crap, anyway

Here come all the people shouting "PLZ LISIN 2 DIS SONG PLZ OH PLZ U WIL LUV IT AN PUUT IT IN DA GAEM I NO U WIL!!1".

I'd say your job is safe, sean. From what I've seen, most of the users here can barely operate a keyboard.

Oh Lord, this is probably the saddest thing I have ever seen on the internet. Why would I care about what you do in your pathetic life? Stand back, guys! He attends metal shows! And has a car! HE...

Are you some kind of Harmonix PR officer?!

That's about what I would expect from some who puts Trivium on his Ultimate Setlist. Your ramblings are about as understandable as their muffled and demented lyrics and the sounds of their fingers...

Forums are great because if you think "That's what I should have said!" ala, George Costanza, you can just come back and post an absolute zinger.

This is not one of those occasions.

But it alone would be a vast improvement to your chart of pure weakness.

I will draw upon my warsong experience and sing the most demonic and gravelly vocals that you will ever hear and make a straight shot to the top of the online charts.

Your forgot Bloodthirsty Winterdemon's 104 minute classic, Cold and Intestinal Devil of the Gay Bar Who is Badly Feasting Upon the Unholy Frostbitten Necrowitch of Nidhogg and Lustfully Casting Upon...

I highly recommend:

Mountain of Trzzigtmffxrs - Evil Hellwizard Transfixing the Inverted and Frostbitten Necromountain upon the Goat of Huginn
Devil of Necropolis - Demonicly Skiing the Fjord...

Convince your parents to buy you an unholy spear so you can ceremoniously slay blasphemous fools while necrobatingly necrobobsledding upon the cold necrotoboggan of the necrowitch.

I smile while cleaving my mighty axe through a blasphemous enemy warrior in a glorious battle during an unholy blizzard atop a forbidden mountain peak while lustfully worshipping the grim necrowizard...

Says you, some ***** Jesus worshipping, pop listening enemy of the true gods. May Gungnir pierce your heart and Mjolnir smash your bones to dust, you non-believer.

I think you've done a good enough job yourself.