Thank you thank you thank you for putting up some tunes from "Pretty Hate Machine"! That album was pretty much the soundtrack to most of my high school existence back in the day. I've been jonesing...

Between the pro keys and pro guitar (which finally showed up today!), I'm never going back to pressing red/yellow/blue/green/orange.

If you're really curious about using the proper fingers, it couldn't hurt to invest in an inexpensive beginning piano primer.

Also, yeah, you're "supposed" to play with your right hand only, but...

Mine is made of chocolate.

Well color me impressed! The keytar is really sturdy and feels like it's at a similar quality as some of my actual MIDI controllers. I look forward to playing with it in Record/Reason and Sonar....

Hey maybe they did it this way because Harmonix hates you and wants to make you cry.

Or, hey, wait 2 years for the pro instruments to get super cheap and then you won't have to worry about paying...

I see what you did there.

I know it's because Kasson works for Harmonix, but since Freezepop has been touring with the keytar on stage, you'd think they deserved another track or two in the game!

Drop-D tuning FTW. Nice! Can't wait for Gameshark to ship my darn Mustang already!

Dude don't say that! My Lvl 80 Blood Elf Warlock TOTALLY OWNS on Expert Pro Guitar!

What? You guys put your keytar down? I've been taking mine everywhere with me. Well, except the shower. So I guess I do need a good storage solution for 10 minutes each day (or every other day,...

Because I deserve more stuff for wasting more of my time working on the Pro instruments and wasting more of my money buying them. Neener neener neener!

Conversely, you probably have more of a...

Is that song even possible on Expert Drums?

The Cure's entire "Disintegration" album so I can pretend I'm playing a Solina on the keytar and put my entire Rock Band party to sleep. AMIRITE?!

No, but seriously, I really dig the post-punk...

They need to make it so that we can get rid of the females' underbites in character creation!

Half kidding. Half serious.

Nice Winger t-shirt, bro!

You got three types of people out there (well, 4 if you count people who don't play music games AND don't play an instrument):

1) People who play real instruments and think music games are stupid;...

This is why I'm really glad stars actually count for spades in these challenges, which is an awesome improvement over RB2's challenges.

If you can do that, you can also do expert pro keys on "Whip It" and probably also "Blue Monday".

You'll get there! Don't be scared of the trainer for each song!