For a long time, doctors thought that hysteria was caused by the uterus wandering around the body and screwing systems up. They also called it wandering womb. They were forced to change their theory...

They are a further LoZ reference. We actually met after seeing each other's tattoos online.

Thanks everyone!

It's me! I got married last Saturday, August 2nd. I just got back from my honeymoon in the Caribbean, and I wanted to share with everyone. Here's one of my favorite pictures:

First and Middle

Teya (Tee-yah) Marie Aloysius (Aloe-wish-us)

^Knows how to make me feel good about myself.

My friend Loren let me play with it once, and I loved the crap out of it. I want it so much.

^Has an awesome name!

The sound of a bubbling water pipe

Great googley moogley!

^Doesn't care what Jimmy Urine thinks

PSN - s13james

Soon I'll be borrowing RB for the 360 to snag the vocal achievement points. I'm addicted to those things...

GT - ItsBoxyBrown

Drunken dancing cousins

^Is cheek pinchingly adorable

WRONG!

Tpbm sometimes tries to distinguish the exact moment when he or she slips out of reality and into the depths of sleep.

Elderly Eric

(Old rapper pseudonym of a friend mine. A sample of his lyrics: "Rollin' down the street in my wheelchair, sippin' on my breakfast. Laid back, and I can't get up because my legs is...

Ingenius!

Tpbm, too, dreams of a future without wires. A future in which electricity flows as freely as wireless network signals and tpbm never suffers from the horrible inconvenience of cords.

Nursing home smell

Frozen corpses!

Don't you know I can't handle the pressure?

Ring around the Rosie