Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[jibjqrkl]

shhh, story!

[Bulzeeb]

*Pulls up a comfy chair*

This intrigues me.

[Witticus]

Supretigma was cunning and fast, could chase down the toughest Baconison game. Daginfor had the power of creativity and could play musical instruments and use his power of speech to influence anyone he met. But one day the arrival of a fair rainbow haired maiden, Jibsentine threatened to destroy all they had done for each other.

[dragoninforcer]

*eats popcorn*


this is getting good

[jibjqrkl]

*eats popcorn*


this is getting good

i actually am eating popcorn right now

[Witticus]

Supretigma tried to woo the fair Jibsentine with his speed and prowess of climbing any tree to collect the feathers of the rarest birds to give Jibsentine even prettier hair. However he was no match for Draginfor's poetry and music. For Dradinfor had inherited the fabled Mandolin of Euphoria from his late parents.

[dragoninforcer]

This story is getting really good

[jibjqrkl]

and they both had equally awesome mustaches, so i couldn't decide based on that

[Witticus]

Supretigma was jealous of the affection Jibsentine was giving Draginfor for simply playing music. He had climbed the tops of hundreds of trees for Jibsentine and yet she goes for words instead of actions. Supretigma in anger threw the feathers he collected into lake of Creepus Songilyris which triggered a whirlpool that sucked Supretigma in.

[jibjqrkl]

oh nooooooo ;_;