The Duke is Taunting Me!

[Bront20]

Seriously. It seems like on a majority of songs, I wind up just under The Duke and I can't seem to pass him. I'm sure he's laughing, or at least trying to with all those straps.

Apparently he's taunting others, I found this picture elsewhere.

[TheStuddz]

Yeah, that Duke can be a real jerk sometimes.

[Doc_SoCal]

The Duke is a soulless machine of pure golden rock.

He does not laugh

He rocks

He does not cry

He rocks

He does not care

He rocks

[TheStuddz]

Let's end this thread. There is no better or clearer explanation of why The Duke is what he is.

[johnnyboyblade]

I'm just glad Dora Sullivan isn't chosen as the final opponent.

Losing to the Duke I can handle.

Losing to Dora Sullivan on the otherhand................................

[Bront20]

Fortunately, Dora's pretty easy to beat.

There's a rather poor taste joke in that sentence I won't touch.

[HeyRiles]

Blitz is one of my favorite games of all time because there isn't any other game where I absolutely crush Dora Sullivan 100% of the time

I hate Dora so much

[johnnyboyblade]

^ I shout with joy every time I see that You Defeated your Rival message after she appears.

Would be better if she was literally on the TRACK and I could shoot bottle rockets and giant pinballs at her though.

Screw getting high scores, JUST TAKE DOWN DORA!

[Bront20]

Would be better if she was literally on the TRACK and I could shoot bottle rockets and giant pinballs at her though.

That's for the sequel, Rock Band Kart.

[johnnyboyblade]

^ I kinda forgot the right word to use :-p

As a sidenote, I'd be lying if I said Rock Band Kart doesn't kinda appeal to me