I uh...I think he knew what the Duke Nukem quote was. That was the Rock Band-related joke
Face it bro, my divinity is unassailable
I'm detecting a huge amount of hostility towards Dora Sullivan in this thread and will stand for it no longer. Sure, back in the RockBand 2 days she was a little chubby. But I was nice to her back then. Now she's a couple years older, she lost that extra weight, and became smoking hot. I think you're all just jealous.
First time I saw her she was singing a cover of Paramore's Crushcrushcrush. After the song she tried to stage dive. While I immediately jumped in front of her, all you FOOLS jumped out of the way. Long story short, she landed on me, and I stared up into her purple eyes through her sexy librarian glasses. She stared back down at me and smiled. I think I'd better end this fan fiction right here.
Dora was always flaunting her boobs and distracting me from the song I was playing. She got what was coming to her.
Witt Witt Witt
Read Dead is a bad video game