Drive-thru Funerals

[Witticus]

I know this is Arnie's job to find these news announcements, but dammit this made me think of Ocean Potion and mortality and stuff.

Pa. man gets drive-thru send-off after funeral

Essentially to honor the deceased, the whole funeral brigade went through the drive-thru at a Burger King...

This begs the question, who would you want your loved ones to remember you when the inevitable happens.

Personally I want to be cremated and have my ashes put into making a special paint called No More Payne's Gray.

[Munnchy]

Cremated and either turned into a statue comemorating my greatest achievement or scattered at the most special place during my lifetime. I haven't decided what either of those are yet

[firedoom666]

when I die I want a grand tomb to be created filled with death traps and secret doors... then I want a story told of all the riches found in my tomb... if anyone ever got to the end they would find absolutely nothing of value...

of course there is no way that could happen but it would be awesome if it did

[jibjqrkl]

if anyone ever got to the end they would find absolutely nothing of value...

so gh: van halen?

[firedoom666]

so gh: van halen?

that would be hilarious but that would make people think I like Van Halen

[OsagaRockHero]

GH: Van Halen would be given away for free to anyone that attends my funeral.

[jibjqrkl]

I'm pretty sure it was already given away for free to everyone everywhere anyway

[OsagaRockHero]

Activision's next promotion is giving away Guitar Hero Van Halen for free to anyone that bought Guitar Hero Van Halen

[Witticus]

So a topic about funerals has been misconstrued into a conversation about Van Halen.

[darkwinterbeast8]

Here I thought that one can put a corpse through a drive thru window upon seeing the threat title.