What Are You Doing RIGHT NOW? Part ELEVEN: Through the Wormhole...

[jibjqrkl]

Also forgot to say congrats Sarah.

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[Witticus]

Nine followed accounts follow Women's Humor. All women.

I don't generally find women funny, I must say. Most female comics' repertoires are based around sexism. It's not that it offends me, it's just not funny.

The funniest person I ever knew was a woman. Example, she went to a Queens of the Stone Age concert while I had to work, but said she'd get me a T-shirt. She came to my house dropped this awesome thing out and said, "it may look a bit small, but trust me it'll fit you just fine." I didn't think too much about it because this shirt was awesome!!! I put it on, put on an overshirt because it was cold and went to meet some friends at IHOP. We were all talking there for a while so I took off my over shirt and another friend of mine looked weirdly at me.

I asked her why she was starring and she goes, "that's a tiny shirt."

"Yeah its a small, I normally wear mediums." I replied.

She then goes, "um could you stand up?" so I did and she goes... "That's a girl sized shirt." I looked at the tag and she was right.

I called up the friend who gave me the shirt and said "Hey I think you accidentally gave me a girl's size."

She replied "Damn you figured that out fast."

"Why the heck did you do this!?" I asked.

"You've got the body lot's of girls would die to have minus boobs." and hung up.

[SuperTigerMario]

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On the care package thing. Stuff looks awesome.

[dog037]

The funniest person I ever knew was a woman. Example, she went to a Queens of the Stone Age concert while I had to work, but said she'd get me a T-shirt. She came to my house dropped this awesome thing out and said, "it may look a bit small, but trust me it'll fit you just fine." I didn't think too much about it because this shirt was awesome!!! I put it on, put on an overshirt because it was cold and went to meet some friends at IHOP. We were all talking there for a while so I took off my over shirt and another friend of mine looked weirdly at me.

I asked her why she was starring and she goes, "that's a tiny shirt."

"Yeah its a small, I normally wear mediums." I replied.

She then goes, "um could you stand up?" so I did and she goes... "That's a girl sized shirt." I looked at the tag and she was right.

I called up the friend who gave me the shirt and said "Hey I think you accidentally gave me a girl's size."

She replied "Damn you figured that out fast."

"Why the heck did you do this!?" I asked.

"You've got the body lot's of girls would die to have minus boobs." and hung up.

That was amusing but not quite to funny.

[jibjqrkl]

On the care package thing. Stuff looks awesome.

ah yeah, thnx =)

[dog037]

Dammit STM posts between me and Witt so now I have to quote him.

[SuperTigerMario]

ah yeah, thnx =)

I have nothing to compete with that for your birthday.

[MagicMurderBag7]

I have nothing to compete with that for your birthday.

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[Witticus]

That was amusing but not quite to funny.

I've got better stories, she's more of those people you would have had to meet in real life to get the scope of her humor down. One time we got bored in some history class so she and I spent the whole semester making some weird kid who wouldn't leave me alone think she was stalking him.

[jibjqrkl]

Order her anything on this page

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