I mentioned this in my other post and thought maybe to put it there, but then i realized it deserved its own place. The more i think about it the more funny i think it would have been if harmonix did a opening sequence like the aqua teen hunger force movie opening.
"Dont gripe, play"
"Dont gripe, Play"
"we still have alllllll your money"
"in the end you know its just useless, dont you realize that none of us can hear you, and if we did we just cover - our - ears"
"lalalalalalalal (so cant hear youuuuuuuuu")
"so your strum bars a failure, cmon dont be a baby and just strum up (like a reaaaalll maaannn)"
"you wanna flame us on the boards? , (we just got through flaming your moooooooooom)
"so your drum arent responding maybe you just hit them harder (or maybe you just go KNIT!)"
"so now your mic isnt working and nobody can hear you (maybe its for the best we all like our hearing annnyywaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy YEAH!)"
"either way we still have your money!'
"and now we are gonna go play rockband on all our working gear and leave you all to wallow away in the cold and snow and suffer with broken drums and strum bars and maybe just maybe if you yell and gripe loud enough well hear and just play louder because you know 11 is always louder than 10"