The "My ___ is ____er Than Yours" Thread

[Aragha]

Examples:

My TV is bigger than yours

My grandma is older than yours

and so on...

I'll start!

My avatar is hawter than yours.

[Tinykoko]

yay for another inevitably long thread.

my back is itchier than yours? is this how the game goes?

[Aragha]

yay for another inevitably long thread.

my back is itchier than yours? is this how the game goes?

Yeah.

[onduvalst]

My hair is awesomer than yours.

[Shredder87]

My hair is awesomer than yours.

Ah, you can't beat me on that one!!!!

My arms are bigger than yours!!!

[jgosh]

My dog is shorter than yours.

[Aragha]

My car is faster than yours.

[onduvalst]

my cat is sneakier than yours.

[n4sc4r]

In before lock.

That said, my dog is funnier than yours. (He's hilarious!)

[jgosh]

In before lock.

That said, my dog is funnier than yours. (He's hilarious!)

My post is better than your post. (becuase yours was just lame.)