Coolest Song Title

[Squaretriangles]

As soon as I saw this song, I knew this thread had to happen.

Nile - "Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is In the Water"

Your turn.

[ClassicRockFanatic23]

Pearl Jam: Hey Foxmophandlemama, That's Me; Elderly Women Behind the Counter in A Small Town
Nirvana: Frances Farmer Shall Have Her Revenge On Seattle
The Beatles: Everbody Has Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
Nikita Kruschev and the Commies; Everyone Knows a Guitar Is Only as Good As Its Amp

[TheDean]

Ludo: Girls On Trampolines

Game.

[TheDean]

Or see any Fall Out Boy song

[JohnTheDrummer]

My wannabe side project has some amazing song titles... most of which are not even clean to post on here...

My Other Child Is An Honor Student
A Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar, I Swung It
Dead Baby Jokes
The Wheels On Your Mom Go Down The Stairs
Santa Died Last Night
Dry... Like Sandpaper
WWJD For a Klondike Bar?
Midget Field Goal Kicker

[Alright_Computer]

The Flaming Lips - "What Is the Light? (An Untested Hypothesis Suggesting That the Chemical (In Our Brains) By Which We Are Able to Experience the Sensation of Being in Love Is the Same Chemical that Caused the "Big Bang" That Was the Birth of the Accelerating Universe)"

Longest song title EVAR.

[Aussie721]

Ho Ho F**ing Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson

[WhiffleBallTony]

"Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" - Pink Floyd

"...Of The Dead Who Never Rest In Their Tombs Are The Attendance Of Familiar Spirits... Including: A.) Diversified Signs Inscribed; B.) Our Earth Of Black; C.) Voor" - Absu

"The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation (Harder Than Your Husband)" - Rednex

[Lolicat]

I'm surprised that Bal-Sagoth titles haven't be dredged up yet, or Anal **** titles.

That said, overlong titles and silly, offensive ones aren't 'cool' to me, here are some titles I feel are cool;

Scout Niblett, **** Treasure Island - Ok, so it's slightly offensive, but I found the disavowal of the classic children's tale and by it, the very idea of adventure, very appealing.

Bob Dylan, Desolation Row - A reference to various works of literature, it's strange how much weight these two words carry, almost as much as the wild, shamanic rendering of pop culture and American history we get in the song's lyrics.

Bjork, All is Full of Love - The very title elates me, makes me feel at one with the world. It conjures an idea of closeness and intimacy, but at the same time, a very public, shared experience. I like this.

[MrFruitLord]

Pigs on the Wing I and II
Simple, but effective.