Create Your Own Music Genre!

[exploder]

Crunk Thrash - constantly repeated loud phrases about 40 ounce beers shouted over butt-slammin' metal riffs

[exploder]

Eminem made one:
"This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk,
Mixed with egyptian, with a little rap and punk
Zapp and Eric Clapton, (Shaft?), Frank Zappa crunk"

[Boskov]

I always thought a half 'n half of Grindcore and Shoegaze could be intense.

Frantic, aggressive rhythm section with those Shoegaze vocals and guitar.

Shoegrind would be in full swing.

[_mg3b_]

Post-everythingcore - you probably haven't heard of this because you listen to music like a n00b. In reality everyone knows the only thing worth listening to is post-everythingcore, a genre created at CERN by accelerating a recording studio with Radiohead and John Cage so fast that they travel back in time. Of course, time is cyclical, so eventually they are thrust into what your puny mind probably regards as the future, though in reality it is more like the intersection of the past, present and future, a dead area of time and space where nothing does or ever will again exist.
Bands to watch for - You don't watch for bands in this genre. If you're good enough for p-ecore they contact you.

[a21schizoidman]

Gazegaze, invented by HF last night