Most Weird/Shocking Lines in Songs

[Lameboy19]

Whatever it is you think you are
you aren't:
a good friend, unique, well-read
good-looking, or smart.
Well now you know.

Well I hate to be the one to bear such bad news.
I know it hurts to hear
but it's true.
you don't mean anything
to anyone but me.
And even I think
that you're blinded by conceit.
So now you know.

Free beer
and basement shows
don't mean you've made it.
It's what you do
not who you were, or what you wear, or where you've been,
so do something

Whoever you think is watching you dance
from across the room,
they aren't.
If anything, they feel sorry for you
'cause you try so hard.

I know it hurts to hear
but it's the truth/
So you might as well hear it
from a friend.
You're a has-been
that never was.

And I know it's mean to say
but it's something I've been meaning to say to you
for a while.
You're a has-been
that never was
or will be.

[exploder]

**** my cousin in his *******, slit my mother's throat
{*AHHHHHHHH!*} Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?
My little sister's birthday, she'll remember me
For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity
{*Mmm mm mmm!*} And *****es know me as a horny ass freak
Their mother wasn't raped, I ate her ***** while she was 'sleep
Pissy-drunk, throwin up in the urinal (YOU ****IN ****!)
That's what I said at my dad's funeral

[Logan812]

Careful with that axe, Eugene. *scream*

[blahblahunicornx]

"The kids would all sing, he would take the wrong key. So they rode on his head in their furry donkey."

..wtf.

[RosaFloydGuy]

Not Now John. *THAT IS ALL*. Seriously, I swear to god nobody would drop an F-bomb that often in the 80's, let alone Pink Floyd.

[AshtrayHeart]

Not really shocking, but this perplexes just about all of my friends whenever I play the song by them. The chorus of Girls and Boys by Blur.

Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone they really love

[jawillroy]

I can't believe I haven't seen any Andre Williams up in this joint.

And that up there is not even the nasty lyric I had in mind, but it'll do.