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  1. #51
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    Oh, man! How could I forget "Do they Know it's Christman Time?" by Band-Aid???

    "Pray for the other ones
    At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun
    There's a world outside your window
    And it's a world of dread and fear
    Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
    And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging
    chimes of doom
    Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you"


  2. #52
    Angry Inch from Hedwig and the Angry Inch (Type O Negative Version)


    My sex-change operation got botched
    My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
    Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
    I got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    I got a
    I got an angry inch

    I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
    I had to get out to sever all ties
    I changed my name and assumed a disguise
    I got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
    I try to get up but I can't get no slack
    I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

    My mother made my **** out of clay
    My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
    They dragged me to the doctor one day
    I've got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    I got a
    I got an angry inch

    A long story short:
    When I woke up from the operation
    I was bleeding down there
    Bleeding from the gash between my legs
    My first day as a woman
    And already it's that time of the month
    But two days later
    The hole closed up and the wound healed
    And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
    Where my penis used to be
    Where my vagina never was
    A one inch mound of flesh
    With a scar running down it
    Like a sideways grimace
    On an eyeless face
    It was just a little bulge
    It was an angry inch

  3. #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by VdAra665 View Post
    Angry Inch from Hedwig and the Angry Inch (Type O Negative Version)


    My sex-change operation got botched
    My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
    Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
    I got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    I got a
    I got an angry inch

    I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
    I had to get out to sever all ties
    I changed my name and assumed a disguise
    I got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
    I try to get up but I can't get no slack
    I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

    My mother made my **** out of clay
    My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
    They dragged me to the doctor one day
    I've got an angry inch

    Six inches forward and five inches back
    I got a
    I got an angry inch

    A long story short:
    When I woke up from the operation
    I was bleeding down there
    Bleeding from the gash between my legs
    My first day as a woman
    And already it's that time of the month
    But two days later
    The hole closed up and the wound healed
    And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
    Where my penis used to be
    Where my vagina never was
    A one inch mound of flesh
    With a scar running down it
    Like a sideways grimace
    On an eyeless face
    It was just a little bulge
    It was an angry inch
    Probably the greatest music-based film ever made.

    It's up there with the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Velvet Goldmine, at least.
    Afraid nobody 'round here
    understands my potato
    They think I'm only a spud boy
    looking for a real tomato
    Devo - "Smart Patrol/Mr. DNA"

  4. #54
    Road Warrior
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    Ween.

    /thread.
    It's good to be happy. There's no hope.

  5. #55
    The Stork Whisperer
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    He's a friend and I blew him before you.
    last.fm/user/Badonkadonkhr
    rateyourmusic.com/~CommonCriminal

    "Bat Out of Hell", "Hocus Pocus", and "You Get What You Give" for RB3!

  6. #56
    Road Warrior
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    "I said shush girl. Shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips."

    TERRIBLE
    http://signalsthatsoundinthedark.blogspot.com/
    http://rateyourmusic.com/~berkthgar
    http://www.last.fm/user/fritztrueshot

  7. #57
    Rising Star
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    Quote Originally Posted by overcookedbacon View Post
    Ween.

    /thread.
    AIDS

    doodeedoodeedoodelydoodley do

    HIV
    "If you're going to be horrible then at least like, kick ass. Y'know like Jesus Lizard. I mean they suck but they kick ass!" - Beavis and Butthead

  8. #58
    Washed Up
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    Weird lines in songs? Too many to name.

    Some odd ones that I like.

    "If I ever catch that ventriloquist
    I'll squeeze his head right into my fist."

    -"Friction", by Television

    Here's another one that it took a stroke of genius for someone to think of. Odd, but brilliant:
    "Well some people try to pick up girls
    And get called a**holes
    This never happened to pablo picasso
    He could walk down your street
    And girls could not resist his stare and
    So pablo picasso was never called an a**hole"

    -"Pablo Picasso", The Modern Lovers

    And one of my favorites from the Duke:
    "I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
    I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' ***** for you
    Keep your mouth shut,
    you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
    And I'm busting up my brains for the words

    Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
    Put your ray gun to my head
    Press your space face close to mine, love"

    -"Moonage Daydream", David Bowie
    among dreams we're best friends/while in life we float apart

  9. #59
    God told me to skin you alive! - Dead Kennedys, I Kill Children
    And I'll Keep On Listening To The Great Joe Strummer, Cause Through Music We Can Live Forever. - Tim Armstrong THE CLASH - LONDON CALLING FOR DLC!

  10. #60
    Moisture -by- The Residents

    "Someone saw a strange amount
    Of moisture on her lips
    And it was also seen upon
    Her arms and on her hips

    No one knows exactly
    Who she was or how she died
    But when they opened up her purse
    They found a snail inside"


 

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