Most Weird/Shocking Lines in Songs

[ant423]

Oh, man! How could I forget "Do they Know it's Christman Time?" by Band-Aid???

"Pray for the other ones
At Christmastime it's hard, but when you're having fun
There's a world outside your window
And it's a world of dread and fear
Where the only water flowing is the bitter sting of tears
And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging
chimes of doom
Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you"

[VdAra665]

Angry Inch from Hedwig and the Angry Inch (Type O Negative Version)


My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

My mother made my **** out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

A long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
Bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up and the wound healed
And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh
With a scar running down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

[Runesmith]

Angry Inch from Hedwig and the Angry Inch (Type O Negative Version)


My sex-change operation got botched
My guardian angel fell asleep on the watch
Now all I got is a Barbie Doll-crotch
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

I'm from the land where you still hear the cries
I had to get out to sever all ties
I changed my name and assumed a disguise
I got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
The train is coming and I'm tied to the track
I try to get up but I can't get no slack
I got an angry inch, angry inch, angry inch

My mother made my **** out of clay
My boyfriend told me that he'd take me away
They dragged me to the doctor one day
I've got an angry inch

Six inches forward and five inches back
I got a
I got an angry inch

A long story short:
When I woke up from the operation
I was bleeding down there
Bleeding from the gash between my legs
My first day as a woman
And already it's that time of the month
But two days later
The hole closed up and the wound healed
And I was left with a one inch mound of flesh
Where my penis used to be
Where my vagina never was
A one inch mound of flesh
With a scar running down it
Like a sideways grimace
On an eyeless face
It was just a little bulge
It was an angry inch

Probably the greatest music-based film ever made.

It's up there with the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Velvet Goldmine, at least.

[overcookedbacon]

Ween.

/thread.

[CommonCriminal]

He's a friend and I blew him before you.

[berkthgar]

"I said shush girl. Shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller, and talk with your hips."

TERRIBLE

[mason95]

Ween.

/thread.

AIDS

doodeedoodeedoodelydoodley do

HIV

[timmay9]

Weird lines in songs? Too many to name.

Some odd ones that I like.

"If I ever catch that ventriloquist
I'll squeeze his head right into my fist."
-"Friction", by Television

Here's another one that it took a stroke of genius for someone to think of. Odd, but brilliant:
"Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called a**holes
This never happened to pablo picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So pablo picasso was never called an a**hole"
-"Pablo Picasso", The Modern Lovers

And one of my favorites from the Duke:
"I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' ***** for you
Keep your mouth shut,
you're squawking like a pink monkey bird
And I'm busting up my brains for the words

Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love"
-"Moonage Daydream", David Bowie

[Chance494]

God told me to skin you alive! - Dead Kennedys, I Kill Children

[STP]

Moisture -by- The Residents

"Someone saw a strange amount
Of moisture on her lips
And it was also seen upon
Her arms and on her hips

No one knows exactly
Who she was or how she died
But when they opened up her purse
They found a snail inside"