The Beatles: Rock Band Twitter Contest (w/ Prizes!)

[Explosion2]

Come on!
LETS DO THIS!
*posts #beatlesrockband*

I'm @Explosion2

[hmxhenry]

"@alyankovic It always helps to dress appropriately when you're playing Beatles Rock Band. http://twitpic.com/izjnc #BeatlesRockBand"

Come on. If Weird Al Yankovic is doing his part to get #BeatlesRockBand to trend there's no reason why you can't do the same.

Feel free to post your Twitter accounts too so we can follow you!

[justin19954]

I put my part in.

[juan29zapata]

Well, I wish I could have the game for this, and more followers. Did my part, anyway.

[seinman]

BTW, I'm www.twitter.com/seinman for those of you who want to follow me.

[hmxsean]

I have something to say.

Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a trending Twitter topic by tweeting his hashtag once. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard tire of tweeting about the Jonas Brothers. Men and women, all this stuff you’ve heard about Rock Band forums not wanting to Tweet, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Rock Band Forums traditionally love to fight. All real Rock Band Forum posters love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Rock Band Forums goers love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Rock Band Forums play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why Rock Band Forums have never lost and will never lose a Twitter war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to the Rock Band Forums.

Now, a forum is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real Twitter battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest keyboards and equipment, the best grammar and the best men and women in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to out-tweet the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living Tweets and use them to grease the strum bars on our fake plastic guitars. We’re going to murder those lousy other Twitter topics by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys and girls, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. All other topics are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their code. Mock their grammar. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's Twitter account, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our trending topic position. We’re not holding anything. Let the other topics do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the butt. We're going to kick the hell out of those other topics all the time and we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose. Sorry, that was gross, got ahead of myself.

There’s one thing that you men and women will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank God for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great #BeatlesRockBand Twitter War, you won’t have to say, "Well, I shoveled **** in Louisiana."

Alright now, you sons-of-*****es, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys and gals into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

[Explosion2]

^CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!

I'm @Explosion2, if you want to follow me too (yes I edited this into my previous post, but I felt like it would have gone unnoticed)...

[MostSpartan14]

i have something to say.

Now, i want you to remember that no bastard ever won a trending twitter topic by tweeting his hashtag once. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard tire of tweeting about the jonas brothers. Men and women, all this stuff you’ve heard about rock band forums not wanting to tweet, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Rock band forums traditionally love to fight. All real rock band forum posters love the sting of battle. When you were kids, you all admired the champion marble shooter, the fastest runner, the big league ball player, the toughest boxer. Rock band forums goers love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Rock band forums play to win all the time. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why rock band forums have never lost and will never lose a twitter war. Because the very thought of losing is hateful to the rock band forums.

Now, a forum is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the saturday evening post don’t know anything more about real twitter battle than they do about fornicating.

We have the finest keyboards and equipment, the best grammar and the best men and women in the world. You know, by god i actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By god, i do. We’re not just going to out-tweet the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living tweets and use them to grease the strum bars on our fake plastic guitars. We’re going to murder those lousy other twitter topics by the bushel.

Now, some of you boys and girls, i know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. All other topics are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their code. Mock their grammar. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's twitter account, you'll know what to do.

Now there’s another thing i want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our trending topic position. We’re not holding anything. Let the other topics do that. We are advancing constantly and we’re not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the butt. We're going to kick the hell out of those other topics all the time and we're gonna go through them like crap through a goose. Sorry, that was gross, got ahead of myself.

There’s one thing that you men and women will be able to say when you get back home. And you may thank god for it. Thirty years from now when you’re sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what did you do in the great #beatlesrockband twitter war, you won’t have to say, "well, i shoveled **** in louisiana."

alright now, you sons-of-*****es, you know how i feel. Oh, and i will be proud to lead you wonderful guys and gals into battle – anytime, anywhere.

That’s all.

Best. Post. Ever.

[JMaqIsYourHero]

And while it's not necessary for the contest above, you can follow a bunch of other HMX Community / PR people on Twitter as well. We may have some other TB:RB and RB stuff going on, but if you only follow one account you should follow the main Rock Band Twitter.

The Beatles: Rock Band - https://twitter.com/TheBeatlesRB
HMXhenry - https://twitter.com/hmxhenry
HMXsean - https://twitter.com/HarmonixSean
HMXveng - https://twitter.com/megadestructo
HMXthrasher - https://twitter.com/HMXThrasher
HMXpope - https://twitter.com/MrPope
HMXkatattack - https://twitter.com/HMXkatattack
HMXjohnd - https://twitter.com/johntdrake
HMXsteph - https://twitter.com/thebeststeph
HMXalex - https://twitter.com/alex_navarro

Somewhere @HMXHellion is crying.

Wait, no she's not. She's punching babies in the throat, then giving them tattoos of dragons who are themselves tattooing a baby.

@HMXCasey is definitely crying, though.

[Cubecubed]

http://twitter.com/jakebuell


consider it done!