top 3 Lego Rockband phrases I would never want to hear come out of my children's mout

[lanky316]

Wait for the abuse you get though! Some people will not be getting the satire. Would have liked it more if you went into more depth about how atrocious these vile sickening lyrics are. Perhaps pretend to launch a frivolous law suit as is becoming a trend. Nice post though!

[CONAN9845]

Hilarious.

Me and my baby in '69.

Heh.

[Chaosraiden]

I was thinking more like I put drumsticks up my bum like I do the LEGO bricks..

[BStu78]

What an incredibly boring, self-aggrandizing blog post. Why on Earth post it here? Don't we have to deal with enough belly-aching here without importing whining? And he's ripping #2 and #1 out of the context of the song. If you say something the right way, anything can sound dirty. No kid would even think twice about either lyric.

If I had a 5 year old girl, I'd be WAY more concerned with her singing the offensive tripe of Good Charlotte than supposed double entandres she won't get.

[bigmf]

lol yes, note "fictitious", and that the whole post is a joke. A parody of all the people who have outraged against songs lyrics in the games

Just quoting in case anyone missed it. It's from the author of the blog post. Before anyone gets too angry and bashes the post needlessly.

[Mallrats8]

If I had a 5 year old girl, I'd be WAY more concerned with her singing the offensive tripe of Good Charlotte than supposed double entendres she won't get.

Fixed it for ya.

But anyway, yeah. Not funny. I guess we've established it's supposed to be a joke, but still doesn't make me laugh. Just because it's "satire" doesn't mean it doesn't have to have any actual jokes in it.

[van_of_love]

Hmmm, didn't come across as jokey or satirical. Let's burn him! (satirical outrage, i really don't condone burning people...) :-p

[T-Hybrid]

I've said it before, I'll say it again... I'm sick of these "OMG, WHY IS THIS IN LRB?!" posts.

Same here. Everybody and their mother has their own opinions as to what constitutes family friendly...and in reality the conversation is no different than the one this forum was just getting over in regards to the edits made for the normal series.

It doesn't matter what you or I think...the ESRB and other game/music ratings systems are what determines what is and is not appropriate.

[Touwe]

Same here. Everybody and their mother has their own opinions as to what constitutes family friendly...and in reality the conversation is no different than the one this forum was just getting over in regards to the edits made for the normal series.

It doesn't matter what you or I think...the ESRB and other game/music ratings systems are what determines what is and is not appropriate.

seems like no one ever reads more than the first three posts in a thread

[Jdurgit]

LMAO. I thought that was great. Especially the references to "Call of Duty" and all the other stereotypes and commonplaces going on with gamers today who like to whine and complain. Bravo sir. Bravo!