Total Eclipse Of The Heart is soppy until you see the official video.
Imagine it with the roles reversed, a male teacher at an all-girls' boarding school sitting up late, desolate at not seeing his sexy favourite again after the end of term, drifting off and having frantic dreams where he's running through the corridors surrounded by blowing curtains, girls in tight costumes doing gymnastics and one with a mask full of gold glitter. Creepy, suddenly?
Don't You Want Me isn't heartache, though. It's "I slipped and banged my cheek on the doorhandle again" country.
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