Ban The Above Person

[Dadasaurus Rex]

Rex had to sell his xbox instruments and DLC to make payroll and buy a 55 gallon drum of Metamucil.

Wow! tell a Bi*** one thing you don't want anyone to hear and next thing know...Everyone knows.
Why don't you go ahead and spill the beans about having your stuff taken at gunpoint for "lack of payment".

[daxx1970]

Oh, OK is that how it is? I tell your secret you tell my secret? OK...OK...Why don't you tell them about the time you "accidentally" tongue kissed that dude who looked like a lady at the strip club...Huh...HUH????

[jibjqrkl]

i'm so confused that im just gonna go eat a rubber plant now

[daxx1970]

Silly goose, rubber plants won't be ripe for another 3 weeks. You'll get a stomach ache.

[Dadasaurus Rex]

Oh, OK is that how it is? I tell your secret you tell my secret? OK...OK...Why don't you tell them about the time you "accidentally" tongue kissed that dude who looked like a lady at the strip club...Huh...HUH????

First off it's called a "Gentleman's" Club. Second, the only accident was the fact that it was a dude. I still had to schmooze my way into the situation, by it a drink or 3 and put a couple of 20's in a well placed crack with my teeth. Still got it! Yeah.
So how's the nasty court battle going?

[jibjqrkl]

Silly goose, rubber plants won't be ripe for another 3 weeks. You'll get a stomach ache.

but
but
;_;


now i'm scared!

[daxx1970]

First off it's called a "Gentleman's" Club. Second, the only accident was the fact that it was a dude. I still had to schmooze my way into the situation, by it a drink or 3 and put a couple of 20's in a well placed crack with my teeth. Still got it! Yeah.
So how's the nasty court battle going?

That's between me, the Mexican Federal Government, and that Amish motorcycle gang. The Amish as a whole are good people but there is a dark-side, a seedy underbelly if you will, that few get to see and even fewer live to tell about. So did you get that "loan" from Fat Tony so you can stay in business another 3 days?

Ninja, Ask Rex for some of his Metamucil Jibs. He bought the drum yesterday so he should have a tablespoon left if the stingy sumbastage will share with you.

[Dadasaurus Rex]

yeah you'll be "turning" the other cheek alright. All depends on whether Skinny Tony (formerly Fat Tony who doesn't like to be reminded of the past) or the dude with 4 tears tatooed below his left eye get to you first.

Other than that I hope Monday finds you well.

Be glad to send jibs my "Metamucil" contact in the Netherlands

[daxx1970]

You sound EXACTLY like those Amish bikers. Do you have a beard yet lack a mustache per chance?

and banned or something like that

[jibjqrkl]

hello!