Yeah, sure for your "wife". I saw that Johnny Depp post over there sparkles.
I forgot how fun quotes were. Banned for reminding me.
Or possibly "Hey babe I ordered something for you for Valentines Day but you won't get it until Mother's Day so it counts for both...right???" Cutbacks and all. I bet your kids get their Halloween candy on Easter and their fireworks at Thanksgiving.
EDIT, must be time for the chow line at the assisted living home.