Ban The Above Person

[daxx1970]

Banned for being too cheap to buy your kids a plastic pumpkin to trick-or-treat with and hooliganism.

[Dadasaurus Rex]

Banned for limiting your kids to a plastic pumpkin. Pillow sacks clearly provide much more storage and eliminate the crying when the cheap plastic rivet breaks, the handle slips and then your kid's candy is on the ground.

This also insures a hefty supply of candy that I can raid without conscience.

[daxx1970]

I say we form a candy swiping/ swapping co-operative. We send our legion of kids, and underage (or underage looking) RB poster minions, out to harvest the candies. Then the older, wiser forum members and Witt will look through the candy and check it against a list of likes and dislikes of the higher ups. We will then have a "runner" deliver the preferred candies to the proper posters. The kids can have the raisins, mealy apples, and Mary Janes.

[rkbdgurl]

Sounds like a plan....what's a Mary Jane? Is that a drug?

[Dadasaurus Rex]

Some of that special candy that Daxx gets from the "dispensary" and thinks it's funny to hand out.

[daxx1970]

No, no, no. This is a Mary Jane. You young kids and lack of knowledge of bad candies.

[rkbdgurl]

Some kind of toffee I'm thinking. Must be hard to hide rasor blades inside.
which is a good thing, I'm thinkin.

[daxx1970]

It's more like those orange and black paper wrapped round candies that are really chewy and weird tasting. It's like peanut butter taffy mixed with dirt and Rex spit.

Toffee on the other hand is frickin' awesome.

[Dadasaurus Rex]

And now you know where I amassed my fortune. Providing binder for candy. Banned.

[MagicMurderBag7]

Raisenettes can go burn in hell.