Ban The Above Person

[Stephaniescooby]

Rex was a scammer,
Twas banished from Cali.
He works now in Texas,
From a box in an alley.

One things for certain,
He isn't a rapper.
I've seen better rhymes,
On the wall of a crapper.

...

Haha, that was brilliant. Love it.

[Stephaniescooby]

Away from the forums
Was StephanieScooby
B*tching and moaning of
sore pregnant boobies

Moving through cities
Longing to sing
Falling down stairs and
losing most things

Until finally a moment
Where she could log into the forum
But her comments were bland
And she surely did bore them

But she laughed at their rhymes
They indeed made her smile
And she's hoping she'll be here
For more than a while.

[MagicMurderBag7]

You could never bore me!

[Stephaniescooby]

I should start reading you calculus text books. That would bore you for sure.

I like your custom title. That's pretty epic.

[MagicMurderBag7]

I should start reading you calculus text books. That would bore you for sure.

I hope there wont be a test after...

I like your custom title. That's pretty epic.

Thanks
Doc did it.

[Dadasaurus Rex]

A long lost friend came back today
Bumbling and stumbling
And pregnant I say

To our crime fighting dog
So glad you're here
Take your hat and your coat off
It's time for good cheer

[jibjqrkl]

so when is someone gonna make a rap battle thread?

[Dadasaurus Rex]

Call it "The Eight Mile Thread"?

[daxx1970]

Yahoo Steph is back and she brought some talent with her! I wrote a limerick for Witt and it goes a little something like this:

There once was a man from Peru,
Who like to spank Witt with a shoe.
Witt begged for more til his behind was sore,
And poor Kate didn't know what to do.

[Witticus]

Daxx may have confidence
But he fails to deliver
His rhymes are as fresh
As water from the Yellow River
Go google that
I know you had to
Daxx is so predictable
I know what he's about to do