The riddles thread

[MagicMurderBag7]

You don't bury survivors bruther.

How Many bruthers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

two, one to screw in the light bulb and one make it so they have the title of "bruthers"

[GNFfhqwhgads]

Before you are three crates, one labeled "APPLES" one labeled "ORANGES" and one labeled "APPLES AND ORANGES" All three labels are incorrectly placed. Taking one fruit from one crate, how can you determine which label correctly belongs on which crate?

Take one out of 'apples and oranges'. Let's say it's an apple so I don't have to struggle with generic wording. That HAS to be apples, since it's not mixed and we didn't pull an orange. Now take the oranges tag and move it to the other box, and put mixed on the box that said oranges.

A plane crashes on the U.S./Canadian border. Where do you bury the survivors?

Word tricks don't really work in a medium where 'listening' is done at the reader's pace, and going back over it is possible.

[Hogan2000]

Hulk Hogan.

Before you are three crates, one labeled "APPLES" one labeled "ORANGES" and one labeled "APPLES AND ORANGES" All three labels are incorrectly placed. Taking one fruit from one crate, how can you determine which label correctly belongs on which crate?

I got this one bruther.

All three are marked wrong, so pal you pick what's in the mixed bag pal. If it's an apple then you know the crate that says apple is wrong. Now you know the mixed bag is apple. Since you said all the labels are wrong, you just flip the remaining two and that's how you can tell. Is that right?

[dog037]

Hulk Hogan.

Before you are three crates, one labeled "APPLES" one labeled "ORANGES" and one labeled "APPLES AND ORANGES" All three labels are incorrectly placed. Taking one fruit from one crate, how can you determine which label correctly belongs on which crate?

In order to take a fruit out of the crate, you have to open the crate. You'll be able to see what is inside each crate and label them properly.

[GNFfhqwhgads]

In order to take a fruit out of the crate, you have to open the crate. You'll be able to see what is inside each crate and label them properly.

You then report to your superiors that someone on the team is awful at labeling things at even the most rudimentary of levels. You don't receive a promotion or bonus, but you still feel good at the end of the day.

[dog037]

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

[Marlboro]

What kind of coat can only be put on when wet?

A coat of paint

That was a fairly easy one.

[atalkingfish]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

[BachiG]

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint!

[Spedkill]

A plane crashes on the U.S./Canadian border. Where do you bury the survivors?

In a grave.

Alright here's a hard one.
You want to be to this town (I'm going to call it Seventown) and you enter a small town with a population of 3. Unfortuanly you don't have a map and you're cell phone doesn't have reception. An old man tells you that he doesn't know where the Seventown is but the other 2 guys do. However one of them always tells the truth while the other one always lies. You can also only tell them one question. What question will you tell them that would help you to get to seventown. (Don't think that going the wrong direction will help. It would kill him)