Sorry to bump/update this thread but I have selected my choice and it's Hangman by Drugstore Fanatics. The song looks fun and I'm downloading it as I'm typing this and will give it a go once it's ready. Thanks everyone for their suggestions!
Eeeeexcellent choice I bought the song on a whim for it being $1 (we here in PS3 land use actual money to describe our money, dagnabbit!) and it's seriously one of my favorite songs in my entire library.
Check out the band's website. Their entire album is available for free download. "Hangman" is the best song, but it's all pretty damn good.