Jibby's random what would you choose? a day(ish)

[Marlboro]

A group of cannibalistic mutant inbred hillbillies are chasing you, you find yourself in a dead end.

1. On your right a house
2. Straight ahead a hugh drop
3. On your left a water well

[SuperTigerMario]

2.

I jump down the cliff and grab a tree branch hanging off the side. The cannibalistic mutant inbred hillbillies jump down and die then I climb back up.

Solved.

[Witticus]

2.

I jump down the cliff and grab a tree branch hanging off the side. The cannibalistic mutant inbred hillbillies jump down and die then I climb back up.

Solved.

Problem is everyone knows Inbred Hillbillies are impervious to pain and reproduce super fast. You have 3 choices, before they eventually nibble away the tree you're on.

1) Jump down hoping one of them breaks your fall.
2) Climb back to the roof
3) The random cave

[SuperTigerMario]

Is this a question inside a question now? And where did that cave come from?

[Witticus]

Is this a question inside a question now? And where did that cave come from?

I think we may have stumbled onto a "Choose your adventure" thread in the making.

[SuperTigerMario]

Ooohhh that sounds like a great idea actually.

[Witticus]

How should it work? Like Everyone decides why the next option is best and the story is updated every day or something?

[SuperTigerMario]

Yeah that could work. That could definitely work.

[Marlboro]

Yea that works it would certainly last long that way.

1) Jump down hoping one of them breaks your fall.
2) Climb back to the roof
3) The random cave

2.

I start chucking down the loose bricks from the well at the hillbillies

[Witticus]

I'm gonna get started on that, because this sounds really really fun.