Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[Cipher_Peon]

Is this the story on how STM and DI got so massively whipped by Sarah?

[dragoninforcer]

Is this the story on how STM and DI got so massively whipped by Sarah?

Shhhhhh I'm trying to listen!

[Witticus]

Supretigma choked as he finally found air in a subterranean cavern where a tall figure stood before him. Supretigma gasped immediately recognizing the fabled demon of Unklewittiky. He backed to the corner of the cave holding up his dagger to show he was not afraid of the demon. That was until Unklewittiky held up a staff that glowed with every color man had not discovered yet.

[dragoninforcer]

Like the fabled color Light Urple?

[Witticus]

Unklewittiky offered Supretigma the staff which possessed the ability to color the world in ways it had never seen, but in return Supretigma had to bring him the Mandolin of Euphoria in 3 days or risk being made into a GeeNeF.

[dragoninforcer]

ahaha

[Witticus]

Supretigma arrived back on the shore of the lake dead set on winning Jibsentine's heart, but first he had to understand the staff. He aimed it at a tree and with a mighty kick that knocked Supretigma off of his feet a bolt of light in the shape of a unicorn charged into the tree which caused it to burst into life and prance around the forest changing the color of everything it touched. "Perfect" Supretigma said to himself as he aimed the staff at the ground which exploded into a beam of light sending him into the clouds where Draginfor had taken Jibsentine on a date.

[jibjqrkl]

why can't i just love m both? ;_;

[dragoninforcer]

We'll find out!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Witticus]

Supretigma landed gently on a cloud the shape of a dolphin and instantly heard the music from Draginfor's mandolin. He chased the sound and came across the two holding hands and gazing into one an others eyes. Supretigma aimed the staff at the cloud intent to show Jibsentine his new power. Draginfor saw Supretigma's light in the corner of his eye and tried to hit the light with his Mandolin of Euphoria, which exploded into a million horrors upon being hit by the staff's magic.