Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[Cipher_Peon]

Because in a surprise twist ending, you join my army of thieves and run off into the night stealing the souls of both of them.

[dragoninforcer]

You aren't in this story Cipher. You already won something today.

[Witticus]

Supretigma and Draginfor looked at each other as the horrors rained down upon the kingdom. Black monsters filled with nothing but hate collapsed upon Rockbandacom where they request Aqualung and Psycho Killer be played on all the radio stations. Supretigma realized that the monsters were the figments of his jealousy and needed to stop them before they destroy all he ever loved.

[jibjqrkl]

do i get to do anything besides sit there?

[Cipher_Peon]

SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
EYEING LITTLE GIRLS WITH BAD INTENT

10 chars

[GNFfhqwhgads]

do i get to do anything besides sit there?

Raise our kid better.

[jibjqrkl]

Raise our kid better.

how could i love a kid named coldplay?
and you go do your homework so we can watch clannad!

[Witticus]

Supretigma cascaded down to the ground landing on a monster that was about to devour his friend Chiprent. Supretigma paused to make sure the monster was dead but was ambushed from behind by another. Chiprent unable to understand what was happening, hid under a blanket. Just as the monster was about to land the finishing blow on Supretigma, Draginfor struck the monster with the chord of disintegration from a new guitar with strings made of Jibsintine's hair.

[jibjqrkl]

so now im useless and bald?! ;_;

[dragoninforcer]

I played a melody that made your hair grow back, dont worry