Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[Witticus]

Jibs has also been kind enough to make an archive for me!!!
Check it out if you want to read my stories in a better viewing place.
http://witty-stories.dinstudio.com

Here are the sequence of the stories

Folklore Stories:
The Ballad of GeeNeF This story explains the purpose of GeeNeF in Rockbandacom. Like him or hate him he's here and you have no say in it.

Micagio and Kathlania This is a love story legend that is regarded as a pagan interpretation to the great art war.

The Sounds of Rockbandacom What music means to the land

Actual Stories:
Supretigma's Jealousy The story of Supretigma's greatest mistake.

Chiprent in the Darkness Unklewittiky is shamed after his defeat and lives in the only place nobody could mock him, because the girl on the internet doesn't know him, so it's OK Chiprent doesn't know him as a demonic force.

All Friends Weary Unklewittiky wants revenge and Supretigma must return home.

Chiprent and the Road to Obliviousness When Toucan Sam, GeeNeF, and the dreaded ONE WAY Sign threaten Chiprent's breakfast, he must use logic to fight these foes.

The Ressurection of Fakus Stevtler In Supretigma's adventures he comes across a demon that was thought to have been destroyed years ago. Together he teams up with Daxinfry to fight the monster.

Act I: Bulzentio and the Dark Obsession This is the first in a six part series of stories. Detectives Bulzentio and Mardinbec investigate the sudden death of the demonic god only to find out his true intentions.

Act II: HeiRez and The Infinite Aging HeiRez mocks Unklewittiky who curses him with the dreaded aging touch.

Act III: GeeNef and the OpeningActis Spy GeeNeF can't figure out why his last bullying attempt went so wrong and decides that PizaroPizaro is the reason.

Act IV: Bulzentio's New World Bulzentio awakens in a new world where the artists disappeared to.

Act V: Mardinbec's Lost Family Mardinbec decides to help in a crazy scheme to save their dying world.

Act VI : The Betrayal of King Fulkein The climax to the 6 part series. No spoilin'

Chiprent at Work After finding out Chiprent has never heard Smooth by Santana, Unklewittiky takes Chiprent to Smooth village in the Latin region where trouble ensues.

Part 1: Stop Reading My Thoughts Mardinbec!!! Chiprent and Unklewittiky go to Franz Ferdinand City, but all is not well as Mardinbec and Bulzentio have tracked Unklewittiky down again.

Part 2: Supretigma and the Void Picking up from Supretigma's sacrifice for Jibsintine he finds out this was an elaborate plan set up by Micagio to help him track down and destroy his daughter's dark side.

Part 3: Color Your Own World Daginfor and Jibsintine try to find Supretigma in Rush Country, but all is not well as Jibsintine regains her sight with brand new colors that spur the dark side she was trying to hide that ends up taking the life of someone she loves dearly.

Act I: Mardinbec and Micagio's Final Battle Mardinbec doesn't believe Micagio's changed and challenges him to a final battle.

Act 2: Bansville is so Lame Mardinbec and Micagio are banned from Rockbandacom, they must work together to fight off the natives.

Act 3: Hurrying is For Meanies Jibsintine in kidnapped and the kidnapper isn't all there.

Act 4: No More Shenanigans The race is on to save Jibsintine from the smugglers.

[Witticus]

Character Bios:

Bulzentio
Appears in Bulzentio and the Dark Obsession, Bulzentio's New World, and The Betrayl of King Fulkein
Writer interpretation: Bulzentio is possibly my favorite character to write lines for since he has this depressing, yet charismatic approach when speaking. He speaks of women as wicked objects, but it actually might be is high observance that drives out his natural cynicism. He has no real trust and care for other's items initially which drives him to be reckless when compared to his detective partner Mardinbec.

GeeNeF
Where to start on this one. He's one of the main antagonists who lives under a bridge and is seen as Chipren't main enemy. He distrusts much and takes out anger on any and all things however he does have one love, Princess Coldpley whom he is convinced will date him one day.

Supretigma
Appears in Supretigma's Jealousy, All Friends Weary, and The Ressurection of Fakus Stevtler.
Writer interpretation: I see Supretigma as the ultimate Type A personality. He has always been able to get any girl he's ever wanted, defeat any obstacle, and be the center of attention. That is until he meets Jibsintine the one girl who has ever rejected him. He operates on an all or nothing mentality meaning he has to be the best or die trying. He realizes after almost destroying his former hometown just to impress a girl he needs to leave and feels shame that his anger almost cost him everything he loved. He traveled the world for an entire decade and many of his adventures will show up as stories.

Micagio Unklewittiky
Micagio is a complex character for the stories. Nothing is certain if he's evil or just an jerk with good intentions. He's portrayed as a villain earlier in the stories, but grows to become a common protagonist. Micagio is his first name that he rarely goes by, but seems to have taken on a darker form with Unklewittiky. He's a great artists that helped create a new world to aid the collapsing old world, but was mysteriously left behind where he somehow become the main focus of all evil that there is in the world. He is pursued continuously by Mardinbec and Bulzentio, but is also very tricky when it comes to escaping or outwitting his foes. He's not really capable in hand to hand combat, but can usually find a way to escape danger. He is married to Kathlania and has two daughters, Jibsintine from his first marriage and Roxandi.

Jibsintine
This rainbow haired girl holds many dark secrets as she spent years traveling taking out rage on any passing town she came across. She purposely lead Supretigma on earlier because he would give her pretty feathers for her hair, but was actually interested in Daginfor whom she later marries. She's able to control her dark side well, but once her color obsession kicks in when the worlds merge, she losses the cool. She also finds out that Micagio is her father that she thought vanished when her home originally collapsed.

[dragoninforcer]

Yes

[Cipher_Peon]

I can't wait for a story about me!

[jibjqrkl]

I can't wait for a story about me!

you wouldn't get it

[BohemianMatt]

This story is taking too long!

[Cipher_Peon]

Oh wow, a double joke. Well played, Sarah.

[Witticus]

So here we go.

A long time ago in the forests of Rockbandacom lived the two best friends you would ever know, Supretigma and Daginfor. Ever since the loss of their parents in the great ignorance rebellion of the second era, the two have helped each other survive using their unique skills to become an unstoppable team.

[dragoninforcer]

Oh wow, a double joke. Well played, Sarah.

Well caught, Mario.

[dragoninforcer]

Oooohhhhhhh. Sounds like a inseperable duo.