Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

**dragoninforcer** · 03-08-2012 08:33 PM

Like that'll happen lol

**LiveHomeVideo** · 03-08-2012 08:35 PM

Hey, what would you do if you found someone rubbing their genitals on your fruit? Actually, I'm a carnivore, so I would not even have fruit.

**GNFfhqwhgads** · 03-08-2012 08:35 PM

Is the fruit line a reference to my Doors comment? Pretty sure it's from that.

**Witticus** · 03-08-2012 08:36 PM

Unklewittiky paused admiring his handy work of sending GeeNeF half way across the kingdom and from behind him he heard a tiny voice. "Could you teach me that" Chiprent said behind him as Unklewittiky looked around to make sure kids weren't mocking him again. Realizing this wasn't another cruel joke, but a sincere request, Unklewittiky realized he could use Chiprent to his advantage. There were ingredients he needed to make his Ultimate Destoyer of Fools Staff and Chripent could be of use in this, for Chiprent was really good at hiding and might make an excellent thief.

**jibjqrkl** · 03-08-2012 08:41 PM

i always knew cipher was secretly really evil

**Witticus** · 03-08-2012 08:42 PM

Night had fallen on the kingdom as Unklewittiky had lead Chiprent to Princess Coldpley's tower. Chiprent crawled through the window chanting to himself "I'm on a mission, I'm on a mission, the mission is to complete the mission!" He was sent to capture Coldpley's crown which was said to hold among the greatest "Whatever Unklewittiky called'ems." He stuck over to her crown tip toeing carefully as he approached. Suddenly he heard a scream behind him, at that moment he realized he needed to hide, but his favorite blanket was nowhere around!