Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[Witticus]

Micagio looked at his hand and saw the markings of Scettato glowing on his hands.

"I saw Mardinbec got the same marking on his hand the other day when Daginfor broke my wand." Micagio said. "It's never burnt me like this before, these things are related."

Kathlania looked up, "This isn't your battle, you can't fight this."

[dragoninforcer]

I told you it wasn't me >:[

[Witticus]

Micagio sat looking at the markings as he dialed Mardinbec's number on his cell phone. "Hello you've reached Mardinbec, I'm probably out catching Unklewittiky for real this time, leave a message and we'll have a good time later, kay?"

"Anything?" Kathlania asked

"Other than the fact that he really needs to update his voicemail... No" Micagio said as the radio becomes louder.

"We've got a new hero who will slay the demon introducing Chiprent the Penetrator" Presiden Luldigg announced on the radio.

"Oh hell no..." Micagio responded.

[dragoninforcer]

I sense a joke within "Chiprent the Penetrator"

[Witticus]

"Micagio you can't do this, you're going to get yourself killed, don't you want to see your child grow up let alone be born first!?" Kathlania pleaded as Micagio put on his black trench coat. "You've got to think about the future!!!"

"I am," Micagio replied "If I don't do something now there won't be a future for our child to see." Micagio kissed Kathlania goodbye as he hesitantly grasped the wand which didn't burn this time. He took off out the door as Kathlania began to cry on the table.

[Witticus]

"We've tracked the demon's movements and believe he will arrive in this location in Battery City in the next 24 hours. We're going to airlift you in there and film you doing really cool flips and stuff now its very important for you to smile and wink to the camera, can you do that Chiprent." The Doctor said as he pointed to the map. "Please Mr. Penetrator this map isn't a toy don't draw on it." "Wait what are you doing Mr. Penetrator is that a cat or a cow?"

Micagio sat outside the giant window watching the plan. Micagio shook his head as he looked toward the plane waiting outside. He jumped off the roof and began walking for the plane.

[Witticus]

Micagio walked over to the plane painted with a fresh "Chiprent the Penetrator's Penetration Vessel" on the side. A pilot was walking by inspecting the plane as Micagio walked up behind him pushing the side of his wallet into the pilot's back.

"I've got a gun, you're going to take me to Battery City now." Micagio said as the pilot nodded.

Meanwhile

"So we've got a great set of T-shirts in your honor we will begin distributing next week," President Luldigg said holding up a shirt.

"Why does it say 'remember'?" Chiprent asked.

"Remember how awesome you are." President Luldigg said as a loud rumble from the airplane engine was heard. They all scrambled to see the commotion but arrived too late with the plane taking off.

To be continued.

[jibjqrkl]

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[rkbdgurl]

fantastic...thanks witt.

[Witticus]

Tonight is the exciting conclusion to the continuing story. Be prepared.

Tonight's story: The Death of Old Ideas

"We're right above Battery City," the pilot said to Micagio as crumbling city came into view. Micagio looked down at the pictures in his hand, a family picture with him and his wife Kathlania with their young daughter and one of his first family with Jibsintine as a young girl. He looked into the horizon with a massive dark storm brewing in the distance. He grasped his wand feeling the burning sensation knowing the demon was close.

"I'm sorry you got dragged into this, please when you drop me off fly home and be with the ones you love. And if you're not still bitter I tricked you, please deliver this to my with Kathlania." Micagio took off a vibrant blue metallic necklace and handed it to the pilot. "Well, destiny always arrives on time my man and your fate isn't today."

Micagio looked at the open plane door and dove.