Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[MagicMurderBag7]

I'd vote for them.

[Witticus]

The next several weeks of campaigning passed quickly with LeGod's strangely fascinating aurora yet brutally honest criticism won voters by the masses. When the polls finally came in, Luldiggs was declared the winner by a landslide with a historical vote of more votes than registered voters. Luldigg's slept soundly that night until he heard a creak in the floor. He turned to find LeGod watching over him.

"They say if something happens to you I become VP." LeGod said and quickly walked out of the room. Luldiggs looked around, but never quite fell back to sleep.

[jibjqrkl]

bad move, not a single cat will vote for them

[Witticus]

Luldiggs sat across the table from LeGod in the morning. LeGod simply watched Luldiggs plate as he ate causing Luldiggs to sweat uncontrollably. Luldiggs put his fork into a piece of ham as LeGod leaned forward. Luldiggs dropped the fork and quickly got up and ran out of the room. LeGod looked at the aids.

"Do you think he's gonna finish that?" LeGod said as he grabbed the ham off of Luldiggs plate.

[Witticus]

Luldiggs ran through the house as he came upon an empty room. A moment later there was a knock on the door. Luldiggs opened it as LeGod was seen holding a gun.

"Bang, hey, I could have shot you." LeGod said as he walked away. Luldiggs trembled as LeGod came back in the room holding a knife. "Hey, I could have stabbed you." he said this time as he walked out.

Luldiggs ran over to lock the door. A few moments later he heard loud banging on the door.

"Stay away from me!!!" Luldiggs said as he turned his head away from the door.

"Suit yourself," LeGod said as smoke began to fill the room.

[Witticus]

Luldiggs ran forward and out the window falling three stories into the bushes. A hand reached over to help him out, but as soon as he saw the it belonged to LeGod, he gasped and felt a sharp pain in his chest.

"Hey, I could have strangled you." LeGod said walking off as Luldiggs felt his left side going numb. Luldiggs passed out and woke up in the hospital. He saw a nurse as he woke. The nurse smiled seeing his improved state.

"You had a heart attack Mr. Luldiggs, but luckily LeGod was there to save you and hasn't left your side since you got out of the operating room. Luldiggs turned to his other side and saw LeGod.

"Hey, I could have removed your feeding tube." LeGod said as he walked away. Luldiggs mind shut down as he went into a panic attack.

Later that evening LeGod approached the council. "Luldiggs is sick, I'm president for now, yo."

The end.

[jibjqrkl]

word.


well that one was kinda odd
http://witty-stories.dinstudio.com/blog_1_50.html

[Witticus]

I make it up as I go along, it all can't be world class.

[rkbdgurl]

"Hey, I could have missed this great story." rbg said as she walked away with a contented smile on her face.

Thanks Witt.

[Witticus]

Dusts off the storybook. It's been a while folks. Lets correct this. I have absolutely no idea where this story will go, so I'll just figure it out as I go along.

Tonights Story:
Better Run Through The Tundra

Daginfor sat on the side of the Basketcase Sea trying to perfect the perfect chord that could desalinate salt water. The waves rippled to the beat of the chord as he took a sip from his nearby glass. His face turns green as he gags on the glass. "Dammit, grapefruit juice again!?" Daginfor says to himself pouring the liquid away and grabbing a new glass from the sea. "Let's try this again, sigh." Daginfor said as he began to play on a different tune. Suddenly he spied her from across the sea, a girl with vibrant hair, and beauty that could only be matched from devine intervention. Roxandi was there swimming as Daginfor knew he had to make his move. She wasn't Jibsintine, but she could do just fine.