Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[Witticus]

Daginfor approached the facility, but suddenly a bolt shot mear inches from his face. Daginfor pulled out his guitar and looked for his assailant. Bolts shot out at him as he ran narrowly missing him in increasingly close increments. He tried his best to play his chord of chaos, but felt his leg get struck by a bolt causing him to fall in pain. The assailant sat in the tree glaring at him with a grin of success. Daginfor looked at him and released the last note of the chord of chaos causing the tree to splinter, decimating his assailant into chunks.

[jibjqrkl]

that poor tree! ;_;

[Witticus]

Daginfor laid in the snow with a red circle forming below his leg. He winced again and put his hand on the bolt. "This is the hardest part, the syrum will take care of the worst." Daginfor said to himself as his head grew heavy from blood loss. He pulled the bolt out and waited for it to heal to no avail. "The syrum must have worn off... Dammit" Daginfor said to himself as he lied in the snow with everything around him growing dark.

To be continued.

[dragoninforcer]

Dammit.

[jibjqrkl]

damn cliffhangers! >:C

http://witty-stories.dinstudio.com/blog_1_51.html

[rkbdgurl]

Daginfor played a paralysis riff of stopiness

Witt....This made me laugh so hard. I can see it
Love the story so far.*sits on edge of seat, waiting for the next installment*

[Witticus]

Ambush story time!!!! It's the continuation of Better Run Through the Tundra. So without further hesitation lets figure out what happened to Daginfor shall we.

Now Playing: When To Let Go

A cold and bitter wind fell upon Daginfor as he laid in the snow. He took a pouch from his pocket and scooped up some snow. "Lets hope this works," he said to himself as he struggled to pick himself up. His fingers numb, but his spirit unhindered he began to play a series of notes on his guitar. He hit the final note as the snow in the pouch began to transform into a murky liquid. He closed his eyes, held his nose as he downed the bitter substance.

[dragoninforcer]

story

[Witticus]

Daginfor sat in the snow looking at his injury, waiting for it to heal. He began to frown as his blood turned rainbow colored instead. "What the hell is this gonna help me!?" Daginfor said as he lost his balance and fell back into the snow feeling weaker. Daginfor got up and took a few steps, but fell face first into the snow as everything around him went dark.

[jibjqrkl]

damn it! i was just about to go to bed guess that can wait!