Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[jibjqrkl]

Naked DI

[dragoninforcer]

what a twist

Naked DI

Don't say you don't like it.

[Witticus]

Daginfor put on some clothes that mysteriously all fit better than he recalled. He looked out the window with a perfectly sunny day in LesstokmurRok. He opened the window and climbed out to see what was going on. He had forgotten there was a stream right behind his window and ended up falling into the water. He crawled out of the ravine sopping wet as he lied in the sunlight. Suddenly Livhovodo reached out a hand to help him off the ground.

"Been looking for you man, you must come at once my friend!" Livhovodo said as he lead him along a cobblestone path toward a familiar castle.

[jibjqrkl]

turns out all these stories were DI's dreams.

[dragoninforcer]

turns out all these stories were DI's dreams.

My dreams would be way different than this.

[jibjqrkl]

I would be naked a lot more i guess

[dragoninforcer]

Most likely.

[Witticus]

Daginfor ran up the steps of the castle as he ran past people he could have sworn he saw before, but couldn't recall where. He got to the top of the steps, but for some reason wasn't out of breath or afraid of the massive height he now stood above the surrounding land. He walked into the gigantic door that read "Generalda."

"Generalda? Isn't that the former name of LesstokmurRok?" Daginfor asked Livhovodo. Livhovodo didn't answer and instead smiled as he lead Daginfor to a massive room.

[Witticus]

He walked through the massively elaborate hallway filled with art. Daginfor looked around still puzzled by all of this. Why did he remember all this like it was important, how the hell should he know any art when the only museum he's ever been in was a video game museum. That's when he heard the voice.

"Daxinfry, that may be the dirtiest joke I've ever heard... And my mother was a hooker!!!" a familiar voice said with his back turned.

"Micagio..." Daginfor said as the figure turned around.

[jibjqrkl]

*insert dramatic sound effect here*