Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[Witticus]

"Honey I'm home!" Daginfor said as he arrived to see the house covered in dust and all of the electronic appliances chained up.

"I think they're in the electronic mouse, but I'm not taking any chances." Roxandi said as she pointed to the mouse on the table.

"Master's in the mouse!" Chiprent said as he used the slippery surface of the shoe polish to squeeze out of the ropes as Daginfor tried to catch him but slipped due to his slick surface. Chiprent dove for the mouse and a blinding flash of light arose and Daginfor and Roxandi stood speechless.

[Witticus]

"What do you want Unklewittiky!?" Daginfor said as he pulled out his guitar and prepared to strum away danger. Roxandi pulled out Micagio's wand and prepared for a fight, but Chiprent just sat on the table.

"Unklewittiky, where is he?" Chiprent asked looking around.

"You don't hear any voices?" Daginfor asked?

"Sometimes, but I've learned to phase them out, burning things is only fun for so long." Chiprent said as Roxandi and Daginfor looked at each other confused.

"Hey, that's the same look my mom gives to me!!!" Chiprent said.

[Witticus]

Unklewittiky and Mallibre white lighted their way into a strange confused jungle. "Where the hell are we?" Unklewittiky asked.

"Some minds are harder to get through than others, looks like we need to find our way to his control center if we hope to jump start our plan." Mallibre said as he pulled out a cigarette.

"I hate smokers, they smell like smoke," Chiprent's voice screamed as a waterfall poured down on Mallibre.

"We may have our work cut out for us." Mallibre said as he dropped his limp cigarette.

To be continued.

[jibjqrkl]

loved it <3 thnx
http://witty-stories.dinstudio.com/blog_1_58.html

[rkbdgurl]

I had somehow missed the latest story before this. How could that possibly happen?! I never miss a story.... Oh well, I'm up to date now.

Favorite line.... "The mission is to complete the mission."
Nice job, as always. thanks Witt.

[Witticus]

Like any good activity, a month without is just terrible, but too much makes it become boring... Anyway!!!!

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Chiprent's Bubble

Chiprent sat in the padded room trying to read a "So You're Harboring an Undead Demonic Presence" brochure, but found it way too hard to concentrate without pictures. Chiprent waved to the team of scientists sitting on the other side of glass.

"I don't get it, is he still thirsty? What does that gesture mean?" A scientist asked as they all focused on Chiprent.

"No he's just bored, he waves when he's bored." Daginfor said. Chiprent then looked from side to side nervously.

"What does that mean?" A scientist asked Daginfor.

"He gets nervous when he thinks the walls of the same color are conspiring against him." Daginfor said as he took the light switch and made shade on one of the walls as Chiprent backed toward the wall.

[Witticus]

"We appreciate you being here to help Mr. Daginfor, you are truly knowledgable on this peculiar subject." A scientist said to him.

"Everyone in the village got to 'understand' him" Daginfor said as he shook his head.

"Can you change the channel mister voice!?" Chiprent yelled.

"For the last time, this is a window!!!" A scientist yelled. "What are we going to do, we can't coax the spirits out like this we need to take him out into the environment and see if it triggers the spirits to come out so we can catch them."

"But how would we do that?" Daginfor asked as they all looked at a lab rat going by in its plastic ball.

[Witticus]

Chiprent got home from the ward as he tried to squeeze in through the front door. At that moment he noticed something new for the first time in his life, he was now surrounded in plastic. "How dare you trap me like your cereal box prisoner's Toucan Sam!?" Chiprent shouted as he tried to make his way through the door. From afar the scientists watched as he then tried to squeeze in through his chimney.

"This is going to be a long study." The scientist said to the group.

[Witticus]

GeeNeF awoke under his new bridge and felt his hands shaking. "My Chiprent senses are tingling!" GeeNeF said to himself as he ran over to the wardrobe to find his cape. "I haven't felt the throb of embarrassment in ages, something really good must be going on!" He put on his mask and jumped into his speedboat.

"Where you going?" Hundredracha asked as GeeNeF powered on the engine.

"F*** off" GeeNeF said to him and sped off into the night.

[Witticus]

GeeNeF walked carefully through the new giant garage sized front door and found the greatest thing he had ever seen in his life. All the insults, all the persecution, he could never possibly run out of material with the Chiprent in a bubble jokes. That's when he spied the oxygen tank attached to the bubble and got his first evil idea. He ran off into the night and came back with a helium tank and replaced the oxygen tank. "Chiprent, I'm sorry, you're going to sound more like a douche when I get done with you."