Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[MagicMurderBag7]

Doesn't Queen have over 40?

[Witticus]

Doesn't Queen have over 40?

They do?

Edit: No they have 36 though.

[jibjqrkl]

updated on the site, srry im late

[Witticus]

updated on the site, srry im late

Tis alright Jibs, he look its new story time.

Now Playing: Chiprent at Work

It was a warm morning as Unklewittiky emerged from the basement with a smile on his face and a couple of suitcases. He saw the bright sun and fought back with sunglasses as he made his way to the door. "Where you going Unklewittiky?" Chiprent asked as he was sitting on the couch writing in his journal. "I'm taking a day trip to check out the new Men at Work village and then spending the night in the Latin region to check out the new Smoothtown addition to Santana district." Unklewittiky said as he struggled to open the door with his foot and then realized he might as well just place a suitcase down. "Smooth, never heard of it?" Chiprent asked. The suitcases fell from Unklewittiky's hands as he glared at Chiprent. "You're f***ing kidding me right?"

[MagicMurderBag7]

But we don't have any Men Without Hats.

Also I'm going to need some sort of chronological order to these stories.

[Witticus]

"Really, you have to have heard Smooth sometime in your life, it's Santana's biggest song dude," Unklewittiky said as he reached for his heart medication. "Nope, I did know of Down Under, because GeeNeF used to sing it as he shoved my head in the toilet." Chiprent replied. "Also isn't it weird Santana came before Christmas?" Unklewittiky shut the door as he looked at Chiprent in baffled confusion. "Pack your bags Chiprent, you're leaving this house today," Unklewittiky said.

[Witticus]

Fixed the mistake, thanks Magic

[Witticus]

"Unklewittiky and Chiprent stood on the deck of the boat as Smoothtown came into view. Unklewittiky looked at his map. "Seven inches from the midday sun and just like the ocean under the moon, we're here Chiprent!" Unklewittiky said as he began to steer the boat toward the island. "I don't like the Latin region, they speak and you can't understand a thing they say," Chiprent said as Unklewittiky fought to hold back a tear in his eyes and pretended not to hear him. "When we get on shore there is only one rule, do not mess with Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa, she turns men's hearts to ice or she makes you forget about it." Unklewittiky told Chiprent. "Forget about what?" Chiprent asked in a panicked voice. "Nobody knows." Unklewittiky said to him as they docked the boat.

[MagicMurderBag7]

Lets don't forget about it!

I'm loving the use of the lyrics Witt, good stuff.

[jibjqrkl]

love it so far