Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[Witticus]

Unklewittiky walked out of the clothing store in a vibrant red shirt, khakis, a flowery overcoat, and flip flops. "There, they'll never recognize me now," he said as he dumped his black robes in a nearby trashcan. He continued to walk the Santana village as he made his way into the Juanes State. "If he's in here I'll never find him." Unklewittiky said as he sat down on a park bench. "You keep Fruit Loops in your pocket too, I don't trust Toucan Sam, but damn does he make a fine cereal." He heard a female voice say from above him. Unklewittiky looked up to see Chiprent sitting at a table with Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. "Oh s***"

[dragoninforcer]

So Witticus, You were sitting on a park bench, eyeing that girl with bad intent?

[SuperTigerMario]

Haha. Nice.

[Witticus]

Part 2 of the story will finish up later. Stupid crap just happened.

[SuperTigerMario]

That's cool I got something to do anyway.

[MagicMurderBag7]

Take your time Witt.

[firedoom666]

Nice.... I really like your idea for the world!

I want to live in the small town of Ayreon!

[Witticus]

I personally live in Franz Ferdinand City, it's nice because it's on the same island as Fratelli city right across the bridge in the Glasgow section of Rockbandacom.

Anyway my phone stopped working and had to let Kate know I wasn't avoiding her calls. F*** Samsung phones and Spring in an orgy of the blood Chinese orphans that make their stupid phones.

[jibjqrkl]

i live in whatever city is the furthest away from coldplay city

[Witticus]

Chiprent gazed into the Fruit Loop taco and then glanced at the girl and knew instantly that he was in love, but had to make sure. "Are we like dating now?" Chiprent said to the girl whom he'd only known 10 minutes. "Why not?" Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa said to him, "But before I kiss you, I've got one question "What is it about me you like the most?" "I dunno, I guess because you're a girl," Chiprent said as he gazed deeply at the Fruit Loop Taco. Unklewittiky was busy climbing the wall as he heard them speaking, "If he says the word Smooth to her, she'll turn his heart to ice, I need to stop her." Unklewittiky said as he grabbed a window ledge. "There he is, it's Unklewittiky, stop him!!!" Unklewittiky heard from behind him as he lost the footing on the wall and began to fall.