Witticus's Storybook of Awesome

[Witticus]

ACT II: Unklewittiky & Chiprent

Unklewittiky sat in despair as a kingdom that used to fear him and his trickery now laughed at the thought of how easily he had retreated when cornered by three young adults. He was kicked out of his lake and living in Chiprent's basement, because Chiprent was the only one in the kingdom who didn't know who Unklewittiky was and a girl he asked on the internet one time didn't know either.

[jibjqrkl]

starts off awesome

[dragoninforcer]

this is already great

[LiveHomeVideo]

Lol

[Cipher_Peon]

I don't get it.

[dragoninforcer]

I don't get it.

The hilarity ensues

[Witticus]

Unklewittiky sat at the coffee table trying to put together evil contraptions, but never once did Chiprent question him. You see Chiprent didn't question or concentrate on much, for he lived in constant terror of the GeeNeF that lived under the bridge by his home. Sure he could have moved to a new place, but his favorite chair was here and didn't know how he'd move it, because nobody he knew owned a wagon. Then one day a puff of smoke came out of his living room and Chiprent hated puffs of smoke.

[jibjqrkl]

did they elect a new pope in Chiprent's house?!

[Cipher_Peon]

I have a feeling Chiprent is me :I

[dragoninforcer]

I have a feeling Chiprent is me :I

Nooooooo it couldn't be