Choose Your Own Daily Adventure Thread

[LiveHomeVideo]

I don't have any testicles. I don't see what's so hard to understa....

Oh look, that magical meadow wasn't there before.

[dragoninforcer]

Rainbows!1!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!!1!!!

and tangelos

[LiveHomeVideo]

NO! Bad monkeys, don't take me to Hell! Why?!? Is it because I'm a unicorn?

[SuperTigerMario]

This thread has turned into a drug trip thread.

[jibjqrkl]

i think i'm gonna go with sneaky


i'm good at that, right?

[SuperTigerMario]

You're the best ninja I've ever seen jibby.

[LiveHomeVideo]

I think the trip's over. But why am I on a beach in Germany? Are there beaches in Germany?

[MagicMurderBag7]

Too many new pages!!!

Where are we? Last I saw DI was insisting on going to the all women town and everyone else wants to go to the helpful town.

[SuperTigerMario]

Well apparently now DI, LHV, and me somehow are all trapped in the women town and are about to have our balls cut off.

[Witticus]

Well this is going nowhere so I'm going to do a rare double day post!

(Day 8 part 2)

The group was torn between the villages and ultimately decided on the Usefulites. However all was not well for the Usefulites beds were horribly uncomfortable, but practical. Before the night fell a few of the men decided to take on the trials of the Vixens and visit their village. Everything was going well as the men were strapped down to tables for what they believed was high level intamacy. However things got strange when women in lab coats came over with saws and needles. Turns out the women don't reproduce the natural way, they will cut out and extract what they need from the men.

SupertigerMario, LiveHomeVideo, and Dragoninforcer are all trapped inside, how should the group rescue them?

1) Blast it open.

2) Sneak in.

3) All guns blazing in the front door.

4) The random cave.

This might help you MMB