Choose Your Own Daily Adventure Thread

[jibjqrkl]

*wakes up and sees blown up village*

awww, did i miss the fun?!

[MagicMurderBag7]

So gang, what are we doing today?

[Witticus]

(Day 9)

Somehow we have all survived to this day. Can't say how, we've just been really lucky and had lots of ammunition. After a journey that has taken us far away from home and to many dangerous places here we are. In the last episode a group of men snuck off into Vixen Village and nearly lost their manhood to reproduction mutilation scientists. The group achieved this by trying to sneak in and then simply realizing it was boring so they blasted their way through. The group stole all the supplies they could from the Vixens and took off in their jumbo jet. You are now in Mt. Killamahooha collecting the rarest substance on the planet right now, toothpaste. You see toothpaste prevents decay and allows you to eat whatever you want without mashing it into pudding and has become a prized commodity. However to get to the toothpaste you must prove to the Elder Scrapers that you are all deemed worthy to possess this powerful supply for your village.

These are not choices, you must all figure out how to complete these trials.

Trial 1) Get to the bottom of the lava pit to retrieve the Scepter of Kookooachoo.

Trial 2) Fight off the 1000 headed beast that lurks in Silicon Mines.

Trial 3) Find the lost puppy in the Smoke Field.

Trial 4) Drink a whole bucket of Eel Soda

How will you overcome these trials, go!

[firedoom666]

oooh.. I dibs drinking the bucket of Eel Soda!

[MagicMurderBag7]

I will start searching for the puppy.

[Witticus]

I will start searching for the puppy.

If there should be anybody to find anything in a smoke related environment, it's me or Marlboro.

[jibjqrkl]

seeing as my body is just as hot as lava, i can dive in there without feeling a thing!

[MagicMurderBag7]

If there should be anybody to find anything in a smoke related environment, it's me or Marlboro.

FINE! I guess ill go start fighting this beast.

[jibjqrkl]

*jumps into the lava pit*

[MagicMurderBag7]

I could use some help here.
*throws rock at beast*