That's right friends and forum goers - it's our buddy, UltimateSpidey81's birthday!
Feel free to post messages on his profile - I'm sure he'll love it.
In celebration of my younger, sluttier brother from another mother's birthday I feel it necessary to share some completely true facts about our surly and sarcastic friend.
1 - Spidey is the top salesman for the Fleshlight in the midwest division, mostly due to his extensive product research.
2 - Spidy spent 3 weeks in juvenile detention for stealing baseball cards. He was trying to find the Donruss '89 Mark Grace card.
3 - Spidey holds the US record for consecutive gonorrhea infections. He's very proud.
4 - Spidey owns a unicycle... but no seat for it.
5 - Spidey has been married two times. Once to a dude.
6 - Spidey's favorite food is Kimchi.
7 - Spidey has only one tattoo. It reads "free parking in rear"
8 - Spidey wears adult diapers to combat his incontinence.
9 - Spidey is wanted by the Canadian government for crimes against nature.
10 - Spidey has made 13 widely publicized sex tapes. They're all out of publication now (refer to fun fact #9)
Happy Birthday Buddy!
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05-18-2012 05:36 PM #1Serious Business
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Spidey's Birthday
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05-18-2012 05:44 PM #2Tiny Hulk Smash!
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Happy birthday Spidy!
"You are cool, bigmf." - TheStuddz
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05-18-2012 05:46 PM #3This Many Days Since Last Ban:
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I miss the big guy.
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05-18-2012 06:20 PM #4Son of Statler and Waldorf
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Happy Birthday Spides!
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05-18-2012 06:24 PM #5Headliner
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Haven't seen Spidey on these boards for a while. Usually he's on the Baseball thread saying how much the White Sox are bad or in shock of whatever I've posted in that thread.
Anyways, Happy Birthday to Spidey.Bands I'd love to see as DLC for Rock Band:
Bathory []
Bal Sagoth []
Amorphis []
Emperor [X]
Enslaved []
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05-18-2012 06:24 PM #6Mex Type Thing
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Happy Birthday you sexy mofo.
Stay out of my country.brain cells yo
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05-18-2012 06:34 PM #7Thinks about pandas
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Happy birthday! Or in Spanish, Happy-o Birthday-o!
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05-18-2012 07:21 PM #8Squirrel Chasing Expert
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Happy Birthday, Brother in arms.
In our Battlefield games Spidey can always be found bravely sitting in the air conditioned anti-aircraft gun, while the rest of us dodge bullets miles away. Thanks for almost being useful, Buddy.
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05-18-2012 07:32 PM #9Road Warrior
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Happy birthday Spides!
New Nightlock album!
http://nightlock.bandcamp.com/album/to-infinity
Thank you HMX!
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05-18-2012 09:14 PM #10Banned on the Run (Live)
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I hope your day of birth is filled with as much joy as you have given me.
☃ They tell me that you'll lose your mind when you get older. What they don't say is that you won't miss it very much. ☃
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