For those worried about recent zombie attacks...

[Lawdog1521]

Don't worry about face biting maniacs (as in Florida) or brain eating roommates. (As in Maryland)

Most likely you'll be eaten by swarms of marauding spiders first, so rest easy.

The end is f****** nigh.

[dragoninforcer]

2012 guys. Zombies, spiders, Kony, and Sony. The Mayans predicted this.

YOLO, guys.

[ThatAuthoringGroup]

It's funny. All these comments on line about the 'zombie' (bath salt) attacks, and people are going yeah! I've been waiting for this, blah blah.

Let me explain something to everyone (and no I don't believe in zombie outbreaks despite being a fan of the film genre).

If you are online. If have ever played a video game, posted in a forum, read comic books, have iphones, think fast food is a food group...if a zombie outbreak happens....you're dead.

I don't care how much you've read about it and think you're ready. Everyone of us nerds? Dead.

The people that would possibly survive something like this are the doo whackadoo survival nuts that live in the woods, eat tree bark cause it's fun, and have more firearms and knives than common sense.

They'll be the ones left after all this is over if anyone is left (Barring a 'real' zombie outbreak).

So everyone online saying whohoo zombies! I'll probably be eating you first

[dragoninforcer]

My friends dad has a **** load of guns in his house.

[MagicMurderBag7]

But... I'll just get all Michonne on their asses. By which I mean I will go crazy and start talking to my self.

[dragoninforcer]

Judging by this zombie survival map, I have a good chance of escaping. I live on the southern part of LI, so I could just go to Fire Island where there are limited to no zombies.

[Dangimarocker]

All of these attacks really don't surprise me.
And do the attackers appear dead? I think not.
Easily just another case of taking drugs and going crazy.

[JBlack240]

This is only the beginning, we still got another 6 months until we actually hit the deadline

[ThatAuthoringGroup]

Yeah it's just people taking the new bath salt drug that apparently turns you into a feral cannibal.

Zombies, nope. But still...why would you take a drug that makes you bat**** and most likely end up dead?

[MagicMurderBag7]

Judging by this zombie survival map, I have a good chance of escaping. I live on the southern part of LI, so I could just go to Fire Island where there are limited to no zombies.

Sounds like fun