The Story of ME... surprise ending!!

[HMXmattitude]

Oh hi everybody!

It's been a while but I just had to come back and share my little tale with you. Some of you may know some of this already. Some may not. But it's a doozy!

Here goes...

Boy plays Rock Band. Boy loves Rock Band. Boy posts on rockband.com. Boy meet HMXHellion. Boy marries HMXHellion.

But here's the real zinger...

Boy gets job in the Playtest team at Harmonix!

And this brings us up to speed. Quite a tale, eh?

Rest assured, I have not forgotten my roots on these very forums. I wouldn't have stuck around here if you all weren't such an awesome group, and thus, my tale would have been over much quicker. So I thank you all for your unbridled radness.

[MagicMurderBag7]

Sounds like a dream come true. What I wouldn't give to meet and marry John Drake...

[dragoninforcer]

Sounds like a dream come true. What I wouldn't give to meet and marry John Drake...

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[Lawdog1521]

I already saw this episode of Springer. It's a good one though.

[SheSaidSheSaid]

Yeah I remember they brought you out on one of the livestreams.

[Lawdog1521]

Also... they said it was okay for you to name the remaining Blitz songs. They let all the new employees do it.

[HMXmattitude]

Also... they said it was okay for you to name the remaining Blitz songs. They let all the new employees do it.

Weird that nobody told me! Well, first off is HAY WAIT A COTTON PICKIN

[bigmf]

This story needs more monkey knife fights and boozed up uncles peeing off the balcony, but otherwise it's a great yarn.

[jibjqrkl]

Sounds like a dream come true. What I wouldn't give to meet and marry John Drake...

^

[HMXmattitude]

This story needs more monkey knife fights and boozed up uncles peeing off the balcony, but otherwise it's a great yarn.

Well, I did leave out the part where I escaped the Taiwanese prison labor camp by impressing the guards by juggling flaming chainsaws... but you're right.